The Ugly Occupation... Imagine occupation troops camped out in your bedroom! Troops "commandeer" Iraqi homes as bases. "They broke into my house before Ramadan and they are still there," he told The Associated Press by telephone from his brother's home in Baghdad. "We were not able to tolerate seeing them damage our house in front of our very eyes.... I was afraid to ask them to leave."
BOO - I'm the Persian George Bush! The gentle art of escalation
What's scarier than the boogerman? How about "The coming cometary castastrophe"
"The Sun's brown dwarf 'dark' companion has disrupted cometary orbits by passing through the Oort cloud, and has sent a group of destructive comets headed our way. The comets are due to arrive in a time window extending over the next five years. Hasta la vista, baby." J. Orlin Grabbe